SPAM War Breakfast Skillet
Jared Johnson '01
Issue date: 10/5/00 Section: Diversions
Waking up on Saturday morning after a much too enthusiastic night at the Palms, the last thing one wants to do is deal with another 80 SPAMs on the latest Johnson School controversy. The SPAM War Breakfast Skillet is guaranteed to cure your hangover, heal what ails you, help you get through the latest SPAMs, and generally improve your outlook on life.
Ingredients:
2 potatoes, chopped up
1/2 onion, chopped up
1/4 green pepper, chopped up
1/4 red or yellow pepper, chopped up
2 teaspoons oil
1 can SPAM® luncheon meat, chopped up
4 eggs
1/4 teaspoon dried basil
dash salt
dash pepper
6 drops hot pepper sauce
1/4 cup cheddar cheese, shredded or chopped up
anything else that looks good in the fridge
Directions:
In skillet, cook potatoes, onion and peppers in oil over medium heat for 5 minutes, stirring constantly. Add SPAM®, cook and stir 5 minutes. Combine eggs, basil, salt, pepper, and hot pepper sauce; stir together. Pour over mixture in skillet. Cover. Cook over medium-low heat 8-12 minutes or until set. Sprinkle with cheese; remove from heat. Serves 4-6.
Take the breakfast skillet with you as you sit down to download the latest silly SPAMs. Eat as you download. Perhaps your hangover won't be cured, but after consuming the vast amounts of fat, oil, cholesterol, etc. in the SPAM War Breakfast Skillet, you're likely to keel over from a heart attack before finishing your download, thereby removing at least one of your sources of misery.
Enjoy!
Ingredients:
2 potatoes, chopped up
1/2 onion, chopped up
1/4 green pepper, chopped up
1/4 red or yellow pepper, chopped up
2 teaspoons oil
1 can SPAM® luncheon meat, chopped up
4 eggs
1/4 teaspoon dried basil
dash salt
dash pepper
6 drops hot pepper sauce
1/4 cup cheddar cheese, shredded or chopped up
anything else that looks good in the fridge
Directions:
In skillet, cook potatoes, onion and peppers in oil over medium heat for 5 minutes, stirring constantly. Add SPAM®, cook and stir 5 minutes. Combine eggs, basil, salt, pepper, and hot pepper sauce; stir together. Pour over mixture in skillet. Cover. Cook over medium-low heat 8-12 minutes or until set. Sprinkle with cheese; remove from heat. Serves 4-6.
Take the breakfast skillet with you as you sit down to download the latest silly SPAMs. Eat as you download. Perhaps your hangover won't be cured, but after consuming the vast amounts of fat, oil, cholesterol, etc. in the SPAM War Breakfast Skillet, you're likely to keel over from a heart attack before finishing your download, thereby removing at least one of your sources of misery.
Enjoy!