Quotes of the Year
Allison Babb `02
Issue date: 5/14/01 Section: Humor
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“It’s due to cultural differences; you know that Drew is from Long Island.”
Joe Dillon explaining why Drew Pascarella enjoys violence when he is drunk.
On a recent brand trip, the class was asked to brainstorm what McDonalds could do to double their business in two years:
Matt Kempler: "They could make hot dogs"
Megan: "The McWeeney!"
Anna Sung and Marketing Professor Vithala Rao, discussing her summer internship at SC Johnson, where she will be working on Quick Covers (SCJ’s new solution to all your leftover-food problems):
Prof Rao: "Well, there are lots of suckers in the world."
“You are the master and Excel is your slave.”
Accounting professor Julia D’Souza
Strategy professor Jan Suwinski explaining the First Rule of Holes:
“If you are in one, stop digging.”
“But wait, from an ethical perspective, you’re making money, right?”
Jesse Juliano commenting on an ethical issue during an investment banking immersion case
Verbatim text of Drew Pascarella’s email response to Kerstin Ramstrom asking for a TurboTax disk:
“I have the dick, but I have no idea what I did with the user guide. I didn’t use it anyway!”
“The stock market relies on the Law of Greater Fools. For every fool, there is an equal or greater fool.”
Finance professor Bhaskaran Swaminathan in Valuations Class
“I had way too many olives last night.”
Anne Cramer in explanation of her illness following a night of martinis
“It is 8am and I am not so happy to be awake.”
Jackson Li
“There is one good radio station in Ithaca. If I get in my car, and drive east, I can get it.”
John Covey
Manufacturing professor Jim Bradley on Sumitomo having $2.8 billion in debt, but only a $1 billion market cap:
“It has been a while since I have taken Financial Statement Analysis, but that seems pretty bad.”
Joe Dillon explaining why Drew Pascarella enjoys violence when he is drunk.
On a recent brand trip, the class was asked to brainstorm what McDonalds could do to double their business in two years:
Matt Kempler: "They could make hot dogs"
Megan: "The McWeeney!"
Anna Sung and Marketing Professor Vithala Rao, discussing her summer internship at SC Johnson, where she will be working on Quick Covers (SCJ’s new solution to all your leftover-food problems):
Prof Rao: "Well, there are lots of suckers in the world."
“You are the master and Excel is your slave.”
Accounting professor Julia D’Souza
Strategy professor Jan Suwinski explaining the First Rule of Holes:
“If you are in one, stop digging.”
“But wait, from an ethical perspective, you’re making money, right?”
Jesse Juliano commenting on an ethical issue during an investment banking immersion case
Verbatim text of Drew Pascarella’s email response to Kerstin Ramstrom asking for a TurboTax disk:
“I have the dick, but I have no idea what I did with the user guide. I didn’t use it anyway!”
“The stock market relies on the Law of Greater Fools. For every fool, there is an equal or greater fool.”
Finance professor Bhaskaran Swaminathan in Valuations Class
“I had way too many olives last night.”
Anne Cramer in explanation of her illness following a night of martinis
“It is 8am and I am not so happy to be awake.”
Jackson Li
“There is one good radio station in Ithaca. If I get in my car, and drive east, I can get it.”
John Covey
Manufacturing professor Jim Bradley on Sumitomo having $2.8 billion in debt, but only a $1 billion market cap:
“It has been a while since I have taken Financial Statement Analysis, but that seems pretty bad.”